Big bunch of geek jokes

// October 29th, 2012 // Geek Humor

Jokes only geeks will get…

    • earth is 98% full … please delete anyone you can
    • A typical yahoo chat room: “A has signed in, A has signed out, B has signed in, B has signed out, C has signed in, C has signed out..”
    • When someone says “I want a programming language in which I need only say what I wish done,” give him a lollipop
    • Warning! No processor found! Press any key to continue
    • Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product
    • NT is the only OS that has caused me to beat a piece of hardware to death with my bare hands
    • Warning! Kernel crashed, Run for your lives !
    • NASA uses Windows? Oh great. If Apollo 13 went off course today the manual would just tell them to open the airlock, flush the astronauts out, and re-install new one
    • JavaScript: An authorizing language designed to make Netscape crash
    • How’s my programming? Call 1-800-DEV-NULL
    • Yes, friends and neighbors, boys and girls – my PC speaker crashed NT
    • root:> Sorry, you entered the wrong password, the correct password is ‘a_49qwXk’
    • New linux package released. Please install on /dev/null
    • Quake and uptime do not like each other
    • Unix…best if used before: Tue Jan 19 03:14:08 GMT 2038
    • As you well know, magic and weapons are prohibited inside the cafeteria — Final Fantasy VIII
    • Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft…and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labo
    • Unix is the only virus with a command line interface
    • Windows 95 makes Unix look like an operating system
    • How are we supposed to hack your system if it’s always down!
    • God is real, unless declared integer
    • I’m tempted to buy the slashdot staff a grammar checker. What do they do for 40 hours a week?
    • Paypal : Please enter your credit card number to continue
    • It takes a million monkeys at typewriters to write Shakespeare, but only a dozen monkeys at computers to run Network Solutions
    • Please help – firewall burnt down – lost packet – reward $$$
    • If Linux were a beer, it would be shipped in open barrels so that anybody could piss in it before delivery
    • Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle
    • Perl, the only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption
    • Norton: Incoming virus – (D)ownload and save (R)un after download
    • I had a dream… and there were 1’s and 0’s everywhere, and I think I saw a 2!
    • You sir, are an unknown USB device driver
    • C isn’t that hard: void (*(*f[])())() defines f as an array of unspecified size, of pointers to functions that return pointers to functions that return void





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