Computer programmer humor

// September 22nd, 2012 // Geek Humor

If you don’t get the punch lines, email a computer programmer.

Definition of “endless loop”

Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless.
Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop.
– Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary

Mathematical conversions

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

Basic programmers never die

BASIC programmers never die, they GOSUB and don’t RETURN.

Programmer bug rule

Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.

Old school

COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.

The complexity of programming

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually the programmer.

Programming is an art form that fights back.

If at first you don’t succeed, you must be a programmer.

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

The prayer of APL

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of APL, I shall fear no evil, for I can string six primitive monadic and dyadic operators together.

Programming is a lot like sex

Programming is a lot like sex. One mistake and you’re providing support for a lifetime.

Another Glitch in the Call

(Sung to the tune of a Pink Floyd song)

We don’t need no indirection
We don’t need no flow control
No data typing or declarations
Did you leave the lists alone?

Hey! Hacker! Leave those lists alone!

Chorus:
All in all, it was, just a pure-LISP function call.
All in all, it was, just a pure-LISP function call.





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