Posts in Geek Humor

What the hell are you doing on Facebook!

// October 25th, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor

What the hell are you doing on Facebook?! Get back to work!

The funniest tweets from last night’s presidential debate

// October 23rd, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor

Obama triggered listeners’ funny bone last night with this quip responding to a criticism from Romney about the size of the U.S. Navy, Obama said: “You mentioned the Navy, for example, and that we have fewer ships than we did in 1916. Well, Governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets, because the nature of […]

Do you get excited about the weather? This weatherman did in this blooper video.

// October 18th, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor

Do you get excited about the weather? Dan Pope on Utah’s Fox 13 sure did when last month’s Eastern Pacific tropical storm John moved near the California coast. Pope awkwardly positioned himself in front of the green screen and gyrated his hips and thrust his hands to illustrate the movement of the storm while inserting […]

More Geek Jokes

// October 13th, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor

More jokes that only nerds will get… Please send all flames, trolls, and complaints to /dev/toilet Shut up, or i’ll flush you out Cron : Enter cron command \ Now enter the number of minutes in an hour We are experiencing system trouble — do not adjust your terminal You have successfully hacked in, Welcome […]

More Geek Jokes

// October 8th, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor

Keep ‘em coming.  Here’s more Geek jokes. PayPal: Your funds have been frozen for 668974 days 1-800-404 : The subscriber you are trying to call does not exist 1-800-403 : Access to that subscriber was denied Error message: "Out of paper on drive D:" If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I’d antialias my graphics! […]

Geeky Jokes – Part II

// October 6th, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor

We present a collection of Geeky jokes – Part III.

Funniest movie death scene ever

// October 5th, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor

Last week I gave you the worst movie death scene ever. This week I present the worlds funniest movie death scene. It sounds paradoxical but watch as this guy gets punched, bit by a snake (a non-venomous snake for the sure eyed viewers), kicked, head banged into a wall, whacked on the head with a […]

And even more Geek Jokes

// October 2nd, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor

More geek jokes. (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic? Bugs come in through open Windows Penguins love cold, they wont survive the sun Unix is user friendly…its just selective about who its friends are Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity Bell Labs Unix — Reach out and grep someone. To err is human…to really foul up requires the […]

Worst (corniest) movie death scene ever

// September 30th, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor

We haven’t seen the full Turkish movie, Kareteci Kız (1973), but by the appearance of this death scene taken from the show, it looks to be pretty funny (note, it’s not intended to be a comedy). Here is what we believe to be the world’s worst death scene in a movie.

No kidding – a 2002 patent issued for a swing hanging from a tree branch

// September 29th, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor

Given the ongoing thermonuclear patent war between Google (Samsung) and Apple over trivial things like pinch to zoom and rounded corners on icons, you gotta wonder if the patent system is prime for a rework. Here’s further proof – a 2002 patent for a swing suspended by chains hanging from a horizontal tree branch.

Understanding Engineer Jokes

// September 28th, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor

We present a collection of Geeky jokes (Part I). This week, “Understanding Engineers”.

Funny computer programmer quotes

// September 27th, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor

This is a collection of funny computer programming quotes. These are real quotes from real people.

Even More Geek Jokes

// September 26th, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor

Still More Geek Jokes and one-liners: RAM disk is not an installation procedure… Shell to DOS…Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS… The truth is out there…anybody got the URL?… Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..

Germans ban laptops in parliamentary meetings so Pirate Party shows up with typewriters instead [Photo]

// September 26th, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor

In an apparent throwback to elementary school days, the German Council of Elders banned all laptops from parliamentary meetings. In protest, the Pirate Party showed up with typewriters instead (see photo).

Mitt Romney complains because airplane windows won’t roll down when you need like, oxygen and stuff

// September 25th, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor

After his wife experienced an in-flight emergency last week, Mitt Romney complained at a Beverley Hills fundraiser on Saturday, about how airplanes don’t allow you to roll down the windows. Mrs. Romney’s plane was forced to make an emergency landing en route to Santa Monica after a fire broke out on the airplane. According to […]

Geeky Jokes – Part III

// September 23rd, 2012 // No Comments » // Geek Humor

We present a collection of Geeky jokes – Part III.